Absolutely Exhausted

I know I joke about being a ridiculous baller when I'm older but I am tired of money. If anyone doesn't feel this way, they need to work at a retail store for a company that is on the Upper East Side of Manhattan, and I swear to God, if that doesn't humble you, then your heart is as cold as ice. My feet hurt, my brain hurts and I am ready to drop kick a bitch at any moment. And if one more rich JAP (Jewish American Princess for those who are oblivious) needs a detailed explanation of a simple ass receipt, then I'm a sure a swift blow to her head will knock some sense into her. So for those who haven't maintained a part-time job during college to pay for some superfluous shit like liquor, this is how it is. Be thankful people aren't climbing down your throat because they want some asinine discount.

Other than that I'm going on vacation soon! AHHHHHHHHH. I needed to pay for it somehow right?