Anyone who knows anything about me knows that I love to shop. Endlessly and tirelessly. Without pause. Greg and I were doing some speed shopping at the Diane von Furstenberg section of Bloomingdale's when all of a sudden, I spot a tranny. The tranny is very beautiful. and eerily familiar looking. That's when I realize I am standing in front of Serena Williams!!!!!! Really, you guys know I love her, but I'm calling her out on her wack weave and extreme pumps when she's already tall. Can't blame me for thinking she's a tranny. Bitch has endorsements from Nike, HP and her own clothing line. She can afford human hair.
But you know the chick is gangster when she wears pumps knowing that she pulls 10 hour days on the court.
Friday, November 16, 2007
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You are gonna shop till "I" drop here in DXB :P
Bring Greg along too if you want :P George Clooney will be here for the DIFF
hmmm, okay! (?)
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